The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under
one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from Cancer to Reincarnation.
Scientists from the Clown Academy have already
discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located
between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown
Chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if
their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they
need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously,
their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the Scientists have
observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ
display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning
normally, the cells display a happy face.
The Scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has
projected guilt onto the cells and his body has forced out the love that is
normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying,
"I lack Love," or "ILL for short. The Scientists also discovered that all
disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased.
When the Clown Chakra is open and working (or rather playing) properly, the
psychic mechanism sucks up the misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances,
unhappiness etc, and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped
balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons
are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation and a happy face appears
instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.
Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the
fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They
experience being back home with All That Is, and hence are no longer an
orphan. This is the well known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.
So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you
visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.
Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh.
Seriousness causes reincarnation.
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