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If our pets could answer the question: "How many dogs would it take to change a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

The Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and some quality lap time?"

love and light being, Teo Doggy Cat2 Cat Cat


Walk softly but carry a BIG PEACE
 
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Oh, dear Teo! You have me here smiling while a minute ago I couldn't keep my eyes open ..(as usual it is late!).

Well, the CAT is the CAT! True to himself.
(To have Zelda in my lap, is MY quality time too, not only hers, it's ZEN time!)

But the availability of the dog to be of service is quite touching, isn't it?

In the end, everyone is creative in his/her own way.

Thank you Teo, that was great!

Loving you, dpm Love2 Smile Yes Kiss Cat2



Wow, looking for the Zen cat I found this picture and an interesting text by Thich Nhat Hanh ...... SEE:

Zen Speak by Thich Nhat Hanh

another Zen cat



I’m open to love
my heart invites you to dance
come share my delight


senryu by Margherita
 
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German Shepherd

Why worry about changing a lightbulb when you live all your life in a computer box, which gives you plenty of light Doggy SystemError Doggy SystemError Doggyght. SystemError

 
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I know what Lilie would say to Ollie, but I don't think I want to mention it here Cat Bang Wall Kick Cat2

Sue Cat2 Cat
 
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Good question. I can just see all the confusion and a lot of broken lightbulbs. Cat Nut Cat2 Juggle Doggy Aaah

Love
Vicky
 
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I have no idea what the animals would say, but I like all the replies here.

Gisele Cat Doggy
 
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This single doggie does not seem to have much luck

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Doggy Cat Cat2

If pets could talk, they would ask for their treats tonight.

 
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Merit-Amun
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Panda would say WEEEEEE!

Mei Xiang, mother of four year old panda Tai Shan rolls herself down a snowy hill at the zoo in Washington, DC. They had a lot of snow, and someone is enjoying it.

 
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Very funny imagination about animals.
4 dogs will do this task. what others think?
 
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