Helpdesk : What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one...

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah...................thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

ha ha ha
Sounds pretty familiar. Been through some of it

Sue

As Sue said, some of this is familiar. I get into this sort of stuff when I try to post images etc
We'll get the terminology straight one of these years.


Love
Vicky

A friend of mine was buying a mouse pad when her friend asked her how she was planning to get it through the mousehole, and why she was giving the mouse a pad to sleep on

You guys make me laugh!!!

Now, boys and girls, I surely needed a good laugh today and how strange that I should discover this post only now and JUST NOW!

Such funny stuff here! Inda, the tale of the mousepad cracked me really up!

Today I read a saying about lau ghing:


"A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A WASTED DAY!" (France)

Many smiles to all of you.
Love, Margherita

I needed a good laugh today, and this did make me laugh.

Love,
Lynette

Teo, grab this one ROFL!

Love, Margherita

Icon, con you?


Here are some icons, sort of cool, and at the bottom of this post, another funny "Mouse-Pad" type of joke just for you dear dpm (Dancing Pearly Margherita)!

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