Link to the Miami Herald column here

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The problem, I argued, is that men -- because of a tragic genetic flaw -- cannot see dirt until there is enough of it to support agriculture. This puts men at a huge disadvantage against women, who can detect a single dirt molecule 20 feet away.
This is why a man and a woman can both be looking at the same bathroom commode, and the man -- hindered by Male Genetic Dirt Blindness (MGDB) -- will perceive the commode surface as being clean enough for heart surgery or even meat slicing; whereas the woman can't even see the commode, only a teeming, commode-shaped swarm of bacteria.

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"When we appreciate our diversity, we have abundance!"

Hahahaha...Teo
We females are getting together to protect ourselves against the Dirt Gremlin

Hi Teo.
This is so funny

I think I will stick with protecting the cuties against the contaminators

Sue

This is a really funny post Teo.
I have to let my male relatives know
This will be fun

Vicky

Hi Vicky!

Just tell them to clean up ...ooops, this is the only paper I found
or else give them a few

Now all my male relatives
know what I have been complaining about.
I gave them lots of
and told them to clean up the mess
or else we would them all behind the door, and they would not be able to come back inside even if they tried

Vicky

Hi Everyone!!!

I have to make a confession, I have seen women that are much more messy and unclean than men

Some of my male friends' homes are so clean it makes me feel they live in a sterilizer...hahaha
On the other hand some of the women are so messy I cannot get in through their front door because the mess is piled up to the ceiling.

I guess the 'Dirt Gremlins' have found a way to attack everyone, so keep rolling that

Have a wonderful clean up day . Let's keep protecting those cuties, whoever they are ig:

This is correct.
I knew someone who was hired to clean the house for a lady and she had to quit this job because the house was too dirty and messy.

I better not let the boys at home see this message

Vicky

I have to agree with both sides here.
So ladies and gentlemen
Clean up

Gisele